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Movie Inspiration: Raiders of the Lost Ark
No, I’m not getting the band back together. At least not quite yet. CJ and I were joking around the other day, and this comic wrote itself. I decided it would be a shame to not put this one out.
We were reminiscing about our college days, when parking spots were difficult to find at times. Sometimes, I think we’d be happy to take the Staff of Ra into the map room, if only to find the one spot that was still available on THIS side of campus. I remember, somewhat less than fondly, of pulling into a parking lot, only to see multiple “sharkers” at each end of every aisles, waiting for some unsuspecting pedestrian to climb into their vehicle and start to pull out. That’s when the feeding frenzy would start. More than once I entertained the idea of making a few laps through the parking lot on foot, just to drive the sharkers nuts – “Is he lost?!? Which car is his? He’s coming this way, hopefully I’m close enough!!!”
Indy’s outfit turned out to be easier than I thought. Even his cloak’s hood wasn’t too bad – start with a rectangle, and warp it until it looks like it’s sitting on his head, and draped down over his shoulders. The parking lot was a little tedious, but straightforward. What really got me was the glow on the floor. Trying to this to resemble the scene from the movie took me a solid hour. I can’t remember how many layers of translucent shapes ended up in there. A lot.
Movie Inspiration: Sucker Punch
When CJ and I started seeing the trailers for “Sucker Punch” we had the same reaction. It’s like someone decided to make a movie that had all of his favorite things – beautiful girls in skimpy clothes, kicking butt with automatic weapons, swords, and martial arts, against all manner of bad guys. Oh, and then he tried to write a plotline to fit it.
And yes, even before we saw that it was a man directing it, we had no doubt that it was, in fact, a man that came up with this idea.
The fight sequences were well done, but unfortunately the rest of it couldn’t keep up. It was CJ that suggested perhaps Mr. Snyder should have done with this idea was make a video game, and then used the non-fighting sequences as cut scenes between the action. A first-person shooter where you go from fighting 30-foot mini-gun wielding dudes to dragons to zombie soldiers to robots? THAT sounds like fun.
Movie Inspiration: The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Yeah. If only it were this easy.
This was another one that we came up with on our roadtrip to Virginia last month. We spent a significant portion of our time on toll roads, which meant the “E-ZPass” signs were everywhere. The good news is, it shouldn’t be difficult for Frodo, Gollum, and Sam (yes, I know he should be in this scene and isn’t) to get through the pass doing 35mph or less.
The ultimate traffic cop, also known as Shelob, will see to that.
Movie Inspiration: Speed Racer
You can never be too careful at those programming competitions these days. They’re getting brutal.
CJ came up with the basic idea for this one while we were traveling on vacation earlier this summer. We bounced a couple of ideas around, but settled on the scene where Speed is getting briefed on all of the tweaks being made to his machine. We thought it would be funny for our Dude to be entering a programming competition, and having a similar need for defenses against cheaters.
Part of the fun for this one – ok, a LOT of the fun for this one – was coming up with the list of modifications. Jump jacks were left in, mostly because they were the most recognizable feature of the Mach 5, but also because it’s just plain funny to think of a laptop having them. They give a whole new meaning to “booting up”. One of CJ’s original ones was having the cutting blades in the DVD-ROM drive, which was also awesome – don’t even THINK of trying to peek at Speed’s screen. I came up with most of the others, but got stuck with how to twist the homing robot. The movie described this as being able to transmit video footage from wherever the car was, so we converted this to a “Remote 3-D web cam”. I’m not sure what exactly this means, but it sounded cool.
When I had it mostly finished, CJ remarked at how visually different this one is from most of the others, specifically the blue. She pointed out that since a lot of TCF end up being in the office, and since the most recognizable feature of an office tends to be the rows and rows of cubes, the color scheme tends to be very neutral. The technician’s glasses were also a bit of a challenge. It took me four or five attempts to arrange them on her face without making her look cross-eyed.
Movie Inspiration: Raiders of the Lost Ark
Indiana simply doesn’t have any patience. Of course, I really don’t picture Indy being a morning person either, so perhaps it can be forgiven. At least once he extracts his cup-of-joe he won’t have a room full of poison darts to dodge, a chasm to jump, a stone door to dive under, a boulder to escape, or a mad tribe of natives shooting after him.
Or at least if he does he’s doin’ it wrong.
Movie Inspiration: 300
Apparently ancient Sparta didn’t have very good cell reception. Who knew? I guess that’s a good thing. If it did, Xerxes might have found that goat trail on Google Maps, and made the entire movie a WHOLE lot shorter.
CJ thought I should have given the Dude a set of abs, in keeping with the actors in the movie, but I resisted. I doubt I could have done them justice. It probably would have made him look like he was wearing a fishnet girdle. Not a sight that would have done anyone any good.
Movie Inspiration: Twister
In today’s comic, the Dude that was just hired is probably starting to reconsider his choice of employer. What can I say? Some projects would devour every last developer in the shop, and as many late nights and weekends as you wanted to throw at it, and it STILL wouldn’t get done on time. That’s when you know your project is in the “suck zone”.
Most of the comic went together fairly smoothly. The trickiest part resulted from me trying to be funny and work in yet one more reference to the inspiration movie – the cows. Originally I had one cow tumbling through the air in the background, but that looked a little out of place considering how calm the weather looks outside. So CJ and I settled for just putting a couple on the lawn. After we declared it done, though, I realized there was something not quite right with the scale – either the cows are miniature, or they like to graze near redwoods. Oh well, that’s funny, too.
Movie Inspiration: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
So, “Harry Potter” is finally coming to a close. Of course, we all know how it ends, right? Harry Potter wakes up in the cupboard under the stairs and realizes it was all just a dream.
All right – put the wands away. I was just kidding!
It has been truly amazing to see the actors – especially the kids – grow over the last decade. It’s also been fun to see how many British actors and actresses have been cast over the eight movies. To me, it seems like it’s become a badge of honor to be cast, not unlike appearing on Sesame Street or the Muppets Show.
Dating myself? Check.
Anyway, the line for this week’s comic was easy, but the visual proved to be much harder. CJ and I flirted with trying to draw the head boy and the kids on the staircases at Hogwarts, and then writing in requirements for some piece of software into the railings and steps. I didn’t think I could actually draw the staircases small enough to be recognizable and in motion, but in enough detail that you could actually read the words. Then I struck on the idea of having the rug pulled out from under you as being a metaphor for having the requirements change on a project. An Agile (with a capital “A”) approach to software can handle a lot of change on a project, but sometimes you still feel like the kids in the comic.
The real visual stroke of genius (CJ’s, of course) this week, though, was working the word “Requirements” into the scene. Can you find it?
Movie Inspiration: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Poor Will Turner. He really does need to get out more. Hopefully a shower is included in the four hours of down time.
This week’s line was an easy one. I love the original line, referring to the swords that Will made as a blacksmith, and the three hours a day that he put into practicing with them. Testing video games seems to be a very easy way for a young developer to loose him- or herself in their work, so twisting it was easy.
Since I was going down the road of video game testing, I decided to give a nod to five great gaming systems of history – the Amiga, the NES, the Atari, the original Playstation, and the original XBox. Of these, I spent the most time on the NES. There were a few years there where my brother and I would rent a couple of games from the local video store, and play them all weekend. Looking back, I can’t believe how much free time I had as a kid. Of course, at the time I generally thought I had too much homework. Hey! Anything that cuts into your Legend of Zelda, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Megaman time hurts!
Movie Inspiration: Independence Day
I’m baaaaack! Oh, wait – wrong movie.
But I am back – and just in time for a comic I’ve been waiting many months to draw! Way, way back when, CJ had suggested this as a fun way to celebrate the 4th of July holiday. The idea that I would have a comic tied to an upcoming holiday was a fun one, and led to You… autocomplete me and Happy Mother’s Day, 2011. I had a third planned for Father’s Day, but alas, that fell right in the middle of the craziness that has been my life for the last three weeks. Perhaps next year.
Today’s comic is definitely more subtle than most of its brethren. In fact, if you’ve never seen the movie you may not even get the joke. SPOILER! July 2, aliens invaded. On July 3, we tried to retaliate, with tragic results, mostly because their ships carried shields that we couldn’t shoot through. On July 4, we found a way to beat them – send out a signal that infects their computers with a virus, thus shutting down all of their shields. If you can get past some of the rather glaring science holes in the movie, it actually was very entertaining.
If only our Dude had renewed his subscription on July 3, and not procrastinated. Tsk tsk.